blackberryshawty:

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

(via paprika)


diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

You know there’s a party at an Asian house when…

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(via coluring)


captioned-miscellaneous-videos:

phonesignal:

me at work

[loudly] “Hell yeah! I suck toes!” [calmly] “Good afternoon, welcome to Popcopy. Can I help you?”

(via teenscoolest)


gogu:

dont 👏 eat 👏 tractors 👏 if 👏 youre 👏 not 👏 a 👏 farmer 👏

(via isaac)


weavemama:

donald trump: nobody has more respect for women than I do

hillary:

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(via paprika)


thexfiles:

bad thing: happens
brain: 👏 KILL 👏 YOUR 👏 WHOLE 👏 ENTIRE 👏 SELF 👏

(via trust)


jigglypuffsvevo:

“how’s your semester going?”

image

(via unescapable)


when she succ you in the bus

childishgamb0ner:

she a succubus 

(via done)


(via stability)


qualitees:
“yeah-okay-seph:
“ stunningpicture:
“ I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.
”
I need this shirt.
”
I found it online here!
”

qualitees:

yeah-okay-seph:

stunningpicture:

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

I need this shirt.

I found it online here!

(via humorous-wifi)



iguanamouth:

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

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(via coluring)


sailorsexbang:

senshi76:

show me the roundest cat

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(via itsagifnotagif)


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